the-lost-girl-peter-forgot

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

sailorvegan

the-vegan-viking:

rapunzelie:

thinktowin:

sneakyfeets:

rapunzelie:

oops I went on a rant

last one is truth

This lesbian feminism shit is getting old.
There are those of us fellas that aren’t like te guys you bitch about all the time.
You’re bitching about egotistical meatheads. There are plenty of straight guys who are not like that. Such as myself.
Stop calling out the entire species of human males. You’re making yourselves literally look like a bunch of dumb butches.
Oops autocorrect but imma leave it cause it fits

"This lesbian feminism"
"Making yourselves look like butches"

That’s actually hilarious, gr8 on you for displaying how homophobic you are as well as ignorant. We’re all so proud!!

Love it. “Not all guys are like that” proceeds to be exactly like that